The Best Tools for Getting Rid of Pet Hair Now and Forev
Look, we all love the ornery cats we rescued from alleyway dumpsters and the mutant Aussiedoodles we foraged off Craigslist. (Please adopt shelter animals, k?) Pets make us better people, ones who willingly clean up the turds of other species to reap the emotional benefits of companionship, and who are more resilient in even the darkest of hangovers, when we know that we must get up for Boris the bloodhound mix’s morning walk.
It’s our relationships with domestic animals that truly make us feel alive, vulnerable, and participatory in the great circle of life, and we wouldn’t trade it for anything. But holy moley, being covered in pet hair is so goddamn annoying that sometimes it makes one wish to do a big death-metal awoooo like this mastiff. Plus, it’s summer, which means our pets are shedding like crazy and positively fire-hosing their fur everywhere.
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