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Hey, everyone. Welcome to the Real Housewives Institute Bulletin. Hot enough out there for you? Haha. Just kidding. We all know that it’s hotter out there than the “Grindr Photos” folder on Andy Cohen’s iPhone. You’re probably seeing these letters as big as the Hollywood sign because everyone in America has been baked in their houses like so many cookie sheets full of Shrinky Dinks. Know who hasn’t gotten any smaller? The Real Housewives of the Heat Dome. Yes, all of our favorite ladies are still here going through their divorces, legal-team rehirings, Fox News firings, second acts as dog groomers, and potential future roles as First Lady of California. If you don’t get any of those references, well, it’s because you haven’t read the rest of the Bulletin yet. What are you waiting for? It’s not like you can leave the